North Korean Missile Test Delayed by Windows 8

Source: surprisingly, not The Onion.

Face, meet palm.


“Woman Chokes Out Boyfriend for Singing Macklemore’s ‘Thrift Shop’ Repeatedly”

“A 23-year-old Colorado woman named Samantha Malson was arrested this weekend after she choked out her boyfriend for singing ‘Thrift Shop’ by Macklemore over and over, even when she asked ’25 times’ for him to stop.”

…The people like, “damn, that’s a cold-ass honkey.”


On Choosing a Facebook Profile Picture

I just spent an hour trying to find a recent photo of myself that

a) is mostly attractive
b) includes my face
and c) doesn’t make me look like a total drunken fool.
Those three criteria were more difficult to meet with a single picture than I’d like to admit, and I’m not even sure I succeeded in the end.