I don’t even…

With No Irony, Rush Limbaugh Says Lesbians are Obese Substance Abusers

Why do people listen when this man speaks? Just… ugh.


So, so true. Mine moved too far away, and finding a replacement feels damn near impossible.

Thought Catalog

I don’t want to go home yet but there’s nothing really do to. Well, there are things I could be doing. There always are. But I don’t feel like doing them. I need an excuse to do something else. I don’t want to be alone but I don’t want to be overwhelmed by social obligations and politeness. I need an excuse not to think about it, or stress about it, or worry about it.

I need someone to say, “Hey, want to grab a beer real quick?”

Everyone needs someone to grab a beer with, metaphorically speaking. You could, instead, get coffee or watch a movie. It doesn’t much matter. The point is you need someone where the relationship isn’t that deep, where the hangout is relaxed and devoid of pressure. Someone where it’s not exactly small-talk but it’s not intense either. Can’t be an ex. Can’t be someone you’re…

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Bravo, Bud

A five-million-dollar class-action lawsuit was recently filed against Anheuser-Busch for allegedly watering down their beer. While that did not surprise me, what did was the advertisement that they took out in response, seen below.


Anheuser-Busch: 1, Unnecessary Lawsuit: 0

I wish I were cool enough to do this.

Martyn Ashton – Road Bike Party

song: “Sometimes” by Sound of Guns

Pinterest, are you serious?


“Reverses bulking.” Right. Because all of the girls who will end up reading this probably suffer from “I went to the gym, used the elliptical, did 50 crunches, and suddenly I’m the Hulk” Syndrome and can’t seem to figure out how to make those big muscles go away.

Anyway, if you click through to the source website, you will be told that the key to a getting a “perky butt” is to target your lats, because they crisscross across your back to connect to your glutes. That’s right, apparently targeting your lats will give you a better butt than, you know, doing an exercise that actually targets your butt. Maybe you’re supposed to clench a lot?

Excellent Execution

“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals―sounds that say listen to this, it is important.”

―Gary Provost